Scrubs (TV Series)
My Half-Acre (2006)
John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox
Quotes
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Jordan : Will you say good bye to Jack before I drop him off at preschool?
Dr. Cox : [pets his sons head] Bye, little man.
Jordan : Perry, this is your son, not a pitbull. Give him a kiss.
Dr. Cox : Jordan, he's starting to look like a guy. And I'm just not real big on kissing guys. I mean, when my father wanted to show me affection he would just purposely miss when he threw bottles at my head.
Jordan : You are gonna be a much better dad than your dad was. Now give him a proper goodbye!
Dr. Cox : [shakes Jack's hand] Son, always a pleasure. No more kissing!
[Cox walks off]
Jordan : You're crazy!
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Carla : I don't understand, why wouldn't you kiss him?
Dr. Cox : [singing voice] Stay out of it, Carla!
Mrs. Wilk : Stay out of what?
Carla : Dr. Cox won't kiss his son.
Mrs. Wilk : What is wrong with you?
Dr. Cox : Ladies, I hate to disappoint but my quota for women who bug the living bejeezus out of me has been met for the next billion years.
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Patient : I'm a Jehovah's Witness, I can't get a transfusion. We believe that blood should not be passed from person to person
Dr. Cox : Well I'm a doctor and we believe that without surgery a patient in your condition can suffer from a major case of deadness.
Carla : Don't worry, he will figure out another way to treat you
Dr. Cox : [laughing as he walks off] Hehehe! No he won't!
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Carla : So what's the deal, cranky pants?
Dr. Cox : I'm just sick and tired of having to living up to everybody's expectations. Lonnie needs a central line, you want me to help Mrs London and every patient in this dump looks at me for some miracle cure. I mean honestly Carla, with Jehovah as my witness, sometimes it is just too much.
Carla : Yeah, I'm not buying it. You've been putting up with this stuff around here for over 20 years.
Dr. Cox : Not just here; at home too. Jordan expects me to be this amazing sensitive father.
Carla : So that is what this is about? You shouldn't sweat the sensitive Dad stuff. You'll get there.
Dr. Cox : You don't know anything.
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J.D. : How did you know I'd move to fast with Julie?
Dr. Cox : How do you know that I can be that kind of dad?
Turk : How did you that Kelso just wanted respect?
Elliot : Because I know you!
Carla : Because I know you!
Janitor : Because I know him!
Todd : [watches it on the security camera] This is so cool!