Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Riding with Death (1997)

Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer

Quotes 

• [as the end credits roll, there is a credit for "story consultant"] 

  Crow T. Robot : [stunned]  Story consultant?

  Tom Servo : [as story consultant]  Yes, I advise you to hire the most annoying cracker you can find and then slam together two incomprehensible plotlines.

• Sam Casey : I'm coming up on your mudflaps at sixty-seven.

  Crow T. Robot : "Coming up on your mudflaps." People have such cute names for sex.

  Mike Nelson : My well-oiled chassis is coming up on your backside now.

  Tom Servo : My rigid grill structure is bearing down on your unprotected cargo door.

  Crow T. Robot : My oft-complimented Peterbilt is rhythmically nudging that... sweet honeypot of yours.

  Mike Nelson : CROW!

• [a couple of thugs have just attacked Dr. Hale in the parking lot] 

  Sam Casey : Listen, you got any idea who those turkeys were?

  Crow T. Robot : [as Casey]  Were they butterballs?

  Dr. Hale : We'll get to that after the meeting.

  Tom Servo : [as Hale]  We'll have a turkey update.

• Crow T. Robot : Let's go to the turkey database...

  Tom Servo : www.gobble.com

• Crow T. Robot : See, crackers and hicks *can* get along...