- Courage: [typing to the computer] How to get rid of evil shadows.
- The Computer: How to get rid of evil shadows: One, Pleasant conversation. Two, Move out of the house.
- The Computer: You have e-mail from the police. I'll read it to you, "A madman in your house? How horrible! Where are you?"
- Courage: 104 in the middle of nowhere!
- The Computer: [return e-mail from the police] You poor thing. What do you want from us?
- Muriel: Eustace, will you stop that noise? You'll wake the neighbors!
- Eustace Bagg: We ain't got no neighbors!
- Courage: But I don't wanna sleep in the attic. I'm telling you someone's here, or my names Shirley, and it's not.
- Muriel: Eustace, must he really sleep in the attic? It's so cold.
- Eustace Bagg: He seemed happy to me.