- Red Forman: [on Valentine's Day, after Kitty learns of Red's emergency stash of gifts] No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.
- Kitty Forman: Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass!
- [Red looks shocked]
- Kitty Forman: Yeah! I can do that too!
- Red Forman: No, see, I had a stash of gifts down there, in case I forgot a date.
- Kitty Forman: So, you buy my gifts in BULK?
- Kitty Forman: Well, we're off to buy fabric; we're going to make Eric's room into a sewing room. We thought we'd go with a nice floral pattern.
- Red Forman: It's all part of our plan to make Eric's room less girly.