- Krusty the Clown: And this ends Krusty's non-denominational holiday fun fest. So have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Chanukah, a Krazy Kwanzaa, a Tip Top Tet, and a solemn, reverential Ramadan. Now, over to my god, our sponsors.
- Bart: [to Homer, who's hallucinating that Bart's dressed as an Arab woman] Ignore her, effendi. We have each other.
- [Arnie's helicopter goes down during a snowstorm]
- Arnie Pie: Mayday, mayday. We're going down. Tell my wife I love...
- Kent Brockman: [Chuckles and shuffles papers] That's great, Arnie.