- [after pushing Kasumi off stage]
- Musashi: Sorry, but we're going to win!
- Kasumi: Kojiro, I thought you were a man!
- Kojiro: [feminine voice] So what? As long as I'm beautiful, it doesn't matter.
- Musashi: You annoying brat. Leave us alone.
- [Motioning Kasumi to leave]
- Kojiro: Well, service, service...
- [Kojiro inflates his breasts to become bigger. Kasumi's eyes bulge out]
- Kojiro: Here we go!
- Takeshi: Suddenly, two adult woman burst onto the stage. They don't think their sudden appearance is rude. How will the crowd react?
- [the audience cheers]
- Takeshi: It's well received! They love them!
- [Kasumi starts crying]
- Musashi: Of course!
- [Kojiro is holding his breast balloons]
- Kojiro: You should wait ten years to grow these!
- Professor Oak: Your mother's been worried about you Ash, she says she still thinks of you as her little pumpkin.
- Ash Ketchum: That makes me sound like a baby.
- Delia Ketchum: You'll always be my baby. Won't you?
- Ash Ketchum: Y-yeah.
- Delia Ketchum: Well I just hope you aren't eating a lot of junk food and getting into any trouble.
- Ash Ketchum: Of course not, uhh, at least not a lot of trouble.
- Moe: I'm the one who got into trouble Mrs. Ketchum. Ash helped out at my restaurant when I really needed help. But even more importantly your son has been a great inspiration to me
- Delia Ketchum: That's wonderful. What a relief.
- Ash Ketchum: Thanks Moe.
- Professor Oak: I think you should be very proud of your little pumpkin.
- Delia Ketchum: I am proud Professor. Proud of my... young man.
- Brock: This is Misty, the lovely and talented water Pokémon trainer, who's sure making a big splash here today. Now let's take a look at the costume she and her Pokémon have created.
- Misty: Hey, I thought you guys were going to wait for me by the snack bar? How's the water?
- [Ash, Brock and Pikachu all stare at Misty in her bikini]
- Misty: What's wrong, why're you looking at me like that?
- Ash Ketchum: It's just weird to see you lookin' like a girl.
- Misty: [shocked] Ah? Well, see how weird this looks. Ha!
- [Misty throws the Master Ball beach ball at Ash knocking him into the water]
- Ash Ketchum: Isn't this great Misty?
- Misty: The boat's beautiful. Who's it belong to?
- Ash Ketchum: I don't know. Brock's the one who borrowed it. Guess he has some pretty rich friends.
- Brock: Ash, I didn't borrow it.
- Misty: You were the one who told me to come on board!
- Ash Ketchum: Only after I saw Brock get on.
- Brock: H-Hey wait a second. I was only following Pikachu.
- Pikachu: Pika.
- Ash Ketchum: Hm, I think we're in trouble.
- Gary Oak: Ash, I know your out there in the crowd somewhere, but I didn't come here to make you jealous of me, Ash. I came here so some of my beautiful fan club members could make you jealous of me.
- Gary's Cheerleaders, Gary's Cheerleaders: [cheering for Gary] Gary, Gary, he's our man, he'll trash Ash, we know he can!
- Gary Oak: Thank you fans, great cheer! I wrote that one myself, Ashy.
- Pikachu: [Pikachu falls off Ash's lap] Pi...
- Ash Ketchum: We'll see who trashes who!
- Brock: French-fried flounder! Seven layered crab cakes! Get 'em while they're cold!
- Ash Ketchum: Try our new squid on a stick!
- Brock: And our clam juice snow cones!
- Brock: Well, this is a very imaginative costume. It's Staryu and Squirtle as extra terrestrials in their flying saucer!