Family Guy (TV Series)
Sibling Rivalry (2006)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin
Quotes
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[last lines]
Chris Griffin : Hey, Doc, what did you with my mom's fat?
Dr. Elmer Hartman : Oh, it's right here in the storage closet.
[Dr. Hartman opens the storage closet door; inside, Peter has his pants around his ankles, his leg wrapped around the bag of fat and is making out with it]
Peter Griffin : Uh... it's exactly what it looks like.
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Lois Griffin : Chris did you get your homework done?
Chris Griffin : Yep.
Lois Griffin : Chris, I know when you're lying to me, just like Santa Claus knows when you're sleeping.
[short scene with Santa Claus]
Chris Griffin : No mom, I've got it all done. For my science homework I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man.
Lois Griffin : You mean diorama.
Chris Griffin : Ooo-oooohh.