The Tripper (2006)

Jason Mewes: Joey

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Quotes 

• Linda : [referring to Joey]  Should he be driving?

  Jade : No.

  [snorts some cocaine] 

  Jade : I'll drive.

  Jack : It's the drugs that hold Joey together. Right burly man?

  Joey : Oh yeah!

• Joey : I fucking love violence!

• Joey : [after getting his hand cut off]  What the fuck's your problem, man?

• Joey : Beer? Beer? Anyone know where I can get some fucking beer?

• Joey : Welcome to Free Love Festival, where America's best and brightest come to celebrate...

  Jade : Freedom?

  Joey : Yes! Freedom to do drugs - lots of fucking drugs!

• Joey : Shut the fuck up. George Bush is the greatest.

  [Linda groans] 

  Joey : The man's got balls. Big Texas-size balls. Probably the first man in history to ever tell the whole world, "Fuck you. I could do what I want, and there ain't shit you can do about it."

  Linda : George Bush is like the worst president this country's ever had. Yeah.

  Joey : You're just saying that because George Bush hates black people.

  Linda : [laughing]  You're absolutely right!

• Joey : Hey you toothless redneck pig fuckers! You want some trouble? Huh? Because my buddy here was just wondering.

  [points to Ivan and cowers in the back] 

• Joey : [Jade is about to give Joey head]  You have just found the weapons of mass destruction.