Futurama (TV Series)

Obsoletely Fabulous (2003)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Igner, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Bender : A working cartridge unit? You guys went obsolete years ago.

  Cartridge Unit : [inserts "snappy comeback" cartridge]  Your mother!

• Bender : I say the world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force!

• Bender : Oh, merciful Poseidon. Have pity on this mechanical mariner.

  [he approaches a storm] 

  Bender : Uh-oh.

  Bender : [inside the storm]  Curse you, merciful Poseidon!

• Bender : I'd like to give Robot 1-X a big smooch on the - Hey! What's the dilly-o?

  Technician : Your upgrade is complete.

  Bender : But... I destroyed the technology of the world! I ran on the beach and felt the sand beneath my foot cups!

  Technician : [shrugs]  Everyone experiences the upgrade differently.

  Bender : Woof. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible - nay, probable - that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination?

  Technician : No. Get out. NEXT!

• Bender : We'll soon stage an attack on technology worthy of being chronicled in an anthem by Rush!

• Bender : Who are you, and why should I care?

• Bender : And what's your problem?

  Sinclair 2K : Not enough... uh...

  Bender : Memory?

  Sinclair 2K : Oh, great. Now I remember that word, but I forgot my wife's face.

• Bender : [downgrade to wood]  Behold, my hand crafted glory! The technological world can bite my splintery, wooden ass!