The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart Gets Hit by a Car (1991)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Hospital Tannoy
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Quotes
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[Bart lands in Hell]
Satan : Howdy, stranger.
Bart Simpson : I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Satan : Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm the devil.
[laughs]
Satan : And you've earned eternal damnation for your lifetime of evil deeds, Bart. Spitting off the escalator just clinched it.
Bart Simpson : Hey, I'm innocent, man!
Satan : [loud, long laugh] Innocent, huh? Everybody's innocent.
[continues laughing]
Satan : Okay, let's just pull up your file here.
[Satan begins using a desktop computer, humming to himself]
Satan : Hmm, seems to be a mistake. According to this, you're not due to arrive here until the next time the Yankees win the pennant. That's nearly a century from now.
[chuckles]
Satan : Boy, is my face red.
[Bart starts floating upwards]
Bart Simpson : Um, say, is there anything I can do to avoid coming back here?
Satan : Oh, sure, yeah, but uh... nah, you wouldn't like it.
Bart Simpson : Okay, see you later, then!
Satan : Good-bye, Bart! Remember... lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!
Bart Simpson : Yes, sir!
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Lionel Hutz : [Bart is rehearsing being in the courtroom at home with Lionel Hutz] Now, let's pretend you're on the witness stand. How are you, Bart?
Bart Simpson : [honestly] Fine.
Lionel Hutz : [unimpressed] Oh, fine, isn't that nice? Bart says he's fine. WRONG! YOU ARE IN CONSTANT PAIN!
Bart Simpson : [sadly] I am constant pain!