- Fletch: [to Godber] We could go out, you know... yeah, I could phone up a couple of them dolly birds that dance on Top of the Pops. What are they called? Pan's People. There's one special one - beautiful Babs. Dunno what her name is.
- Fletch: Who's been having your old lady while you've been on nights?
- Mr Collinson: Oh, that IS original, Fletcher. I've been getting that for the last seven years.
- Fletch: So's she an' all!