- [the Professor is on the phone]
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?
- [pause]
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: To shreds you say, tsk tsk tsk. Well, how's his wife holding up?
- [pause]
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: To shreds, you say.
- [Bender's antenna is affecting the TV reception in his apartment]
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Obviously your thoughts are being transmitted on the same frequency.
- Tennant with Cell Phone: They're on my cell phone too.
- Bender: Madame, I believe you're mistaken
- Bender: [voice from cell phone] Wow, that lady's got a huge ass.
- Bender: [spoken] Those could be anyone's thoughts, fat-ass.
- [Fry ate an alien mummy thinking it was jerky]
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy.
- [Bender and Fry in Benders apartment]
- Bender: [while sleeping] Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill all hu...
- Fry: [shakes him] Bender wake up.
- Bender: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.
- Fry: Listen, Bender, uh... where's your bathroom?
- Bender: Bath-what?
- Fry: Bathroom.
- Bender: What room?
- Fry: Bathroom.
- Bender: What what?
- Fry: Aaah, never mind.
- [Bender shuts himself down to sleep, Fry lies on the floor]
- Bender: [while sleeping] Hey, sexy mama... Wanna kill all humans?
- Hermes Conrad: Our water consumption has tripled in the last month. I notice Fry has been here a month, so I'm appointing him head of a commitee to find who's responsible.
- Bender: This last week with Fry has been great. Beneath his warm, soft exterior beats the cold, mechanical heart of a robot.
- [Fry complains Bender's apartment is too small]
- Bender: Not enough room? My place is 2 cubic meters and we only take up 1.5 cubic meters. We've got room for a whole nother 2/3rds of a person.
- Hermes Conrad: Fry. mon, if you are going to be living in the office, you could at least be on time for work.