- Russ: I have a beef with general cheng ming. Sounds delicious right? It's not. He's their secretary of transportation. years ago we tangoed over the merger of a regional carrier in Shangdung Province. And by regional carrier I mean whore. And by whore I mean my exwife, Barbara.
- Sam Sullivan: Oh my god.
- Russ: That's right oh my god. I came back from negotiating to take a spa at the hotel, I find my wife gobbling Cheng's dumplings. Hey, he was a grade A chef, cooked great chicken, scallions, little minced garlic, then he corked my wife.
- [pause]
- Russ: I'm hungry, has anyone ordered lunch yet?
- Lizzy: You'll do great Sam. Just pretend it's a very important presentation you have to do well on or you'll let everyone down, especially Meryl.
- Sam Sullivan: That's exactly what it is.
- Lizzy: Yay, what do I win?
- Airport Security Officer: Sir, we are a federal agency independent of the airline. We are the first line of defence in homeland security. We take our responsibility to this nation very seriously.
- Sam Sullivan: I'll give you eight bucks.
- Airport Security Officer: I'm turning around.
- Meryl: Scared?
- Sam Sullivan: What? No!
- Meryl: Should be. When Russ gave me my shot I couldn't eat, drink, sleep, snort, shoot, smoke or sit down. Know what I did? My doorman, then I prepared like hell.
- Meryl: If you'll excuse me, we're having what we in America like to call a little obstacle, or what you like to call a protesting student.