Friends (TV Series)

The One with Monica's Thunder (2000)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• [Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition] 

  Joey : 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?

  Chandler : [putting his hands up]  Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.

  Joey : So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?

  Chandler : Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.

• Joey : But I-I-I can't stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.

  [Everyone stops in their tracks upon hearing this] 

  Chandler : So when you said, "Get up early, " did you mean 1986?

• Joey : I can pass for 19, right?

  Chandler : Yes, you can pass for 19.

  Joey : Really?

  Chandler : Yes.

  Joey : Seriously.

  Chandler : Seriously? Seriously, no, okay? You can play your own age, which is 31.

  Joey : [gasps]  I'm 30.

  Rachel : Joey, you are not; you're 31.

  Joey : Aw, crap.