- Hope Murdoch Steadman: [looking at pictures that Melissa took] This one. You like that one?
- Melissa Steadman: Ascetically, but for Michael's mother... I don't know it implies that you actually have sex.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Oh, right. I wouldn't want to mislead her.
- Gary Shepherd: You see this little dot of baby here?
- Michael Steadman: Yeah.
- Gary Shepherd: That's your future.
- Michael Steadman: Yeah, for 18 years. Then it turns against me. How's your future?
- Gary Shepherd: Uh, today? This little tenured creep comes into my office which they've assigned to him for next year, and he wants to know if his lute collection will fit and he asks me for a tape measurer.