The Young Ones (TV Series)
Oil (1982)
Rik Mayall: Rick
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Quotes
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Vyvyan : [Rick and Vyvyan are arguing over who gets which room in their new house] This is my room!
Rick : No, it's my room!
Vyvyan : [Dumps a bin liner full of his clothes on the bed] No! See? It must be my room, cause all my clothes are here!
Rick : [after picking the clothes up and throwing them up out the window] No they're not, Vyvyan!
[Vyvyan strikes a match and lights the bed on fire]
Rick : Oh, that's just perfect, now what are we going to do?
Vyvyan , Rick : [Rushing out of the room] Neil! Your bedroom's on fire!
Neil : [Coming out of a room] Huh? Which one's mine?
[Sees flaming bed]
Neil : Oh no!
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Rick : Why did you throw the toilet out of the window?
Vyvyan Basterd : To lower the rent.
Rick : Of course, stupid old me. Just one other thing, what are you talking about?
Vyvyan Basterd : Now we can go to the rent tribunal, you don't have to pay as much for a house with an outside lavvy.
Rick : Really... Well I don't believe you, I think you did it on purpose because you know I've got a runny bottom!
Vyvyan Basterd : Look, is Neil going to make the supper or not?
Rick : I think you'd better ask him that have you, I'm a bit more interested in my bottom at the moment!
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Rick : Im not sharing a bedroom with THAT rubber johnny! Allright Neil, Shut up. Before you say anything I just tossed a coin for who gets the bed and you lost. It's completely fair and if you don't believe me, ask Mike
Neil : [Despondently] Oh, uh. Okay Rick
[Audience "Awws]
Rick : What?
Neil : What?
Rick : What did you just say?
Neil : Huh?
Rick : You just called me a Bastard didn't you!
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[Vyvyan hits Rick in the crotch with a cricket bat because he interrupted Mike]
Rick : Ha, ha, missed both my legs.
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Vyvyan Basterd : This is revolting.
Rick : You know, it is amazing what you can come up with with just flour and water.
Vyvyan Basterd : Yeah. Glue.