- Christine Hughes: We're going out to dinner.
- Greg Warner: Where're you going?
- Christine Hughes: P.F. Chang's.
- Jimmy Hughes: [at the same time] Hooters.
- Christine Hughes: P.F. Chang Hooter's. It's one of those new hybrid restaurants.
- Jimmy Hughes: Yeah, there's no MSG in the food and there's no... silicon in the waitresses.
- Greg Warner: I know one person who couldn't work there.
- Kim Warner: What, you wanna see Monica's new boobs in her bathing suit?
- Greg Warner: No, no, not in her bathing suit.
- Christine Hughes: [Greg is having to wear a security guard uniform] Watch out, here come Barney Fife!
- Greg Warner: Very funny, Aunt By-otch.