- Kim Warner: [Kim is playing 'Fer Elise' on the keyboard] I did it! I played the song all the way through! At least I still have my Mozart.
- Greg Warner: That may be true; but that song is by Beethoven.
- Kim Warner: Damn it!
- Jimmy Hughes: [Jimmy is trying to get out of dancing with Logan] You'd do that for me? You'd break my toe so I don't have to dance?
- Billy: Hey, I'm your best friend; I'd even sleep with your wife if you asked me to.
- [Jimmy looks at him]
- Billy: Just puttin' it out there, you know.
- Christine Hughes: [talking to Logan] Never give up. Look at me, I went back to school and now I'm smarter than your Aunt Kim.
- Kim Warner: I wouldn't brag if I were you, Christine. Until recently, you thought Thomas Jefferson was George and Weezie's son.