The X-Files (TV Series)
Unusual Suspects (1997)
Bruce Harwood: John Fitzgerald Byers
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Quotes
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John Munch : Fill me in. From the top. Start with you name and birth date.
John Fitzgerald Byers : John Fitzgerald Byers. 11-22-63.
John Munch : Seriously.
John Fitzgerald Byers : I was named after JFK. Before the assassination, my parents were going to call me "Bertram."
John Munch : Lucky you.
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John Fitzgerald Byers : [wrapping up his improbable story] That was the last we saw of him. Almost immediately the police got there. We panicked and hid. You know the rest.
John Munch : Do I look like Geraldo to you? Don't lie to me like I'm Geraldo. I am not Geraldo!
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Richard 'Ringo' Langly : [Byers, Frohike and Langly are in jail] We're screwed.
[to Frhohike]
Richard 'Ringo' Langly : Thank you *so* much for getting me involved in this, Doohickey!
Melvin Frohike : *Frohike*, you hippie jerk.
Richard 'Ringo' Langly : *Doohickey*!
Melvin Frohike : You know, with that long, blond hair, you'll be the first one in here that gets traded for cigarettes. I'm gonna be laughin' my ass off.
Richard 'Ringo' Langly : [stand ups and faces Frohike] Oh yeah? You wanna cha-cha?
[takes off his jacket]
Richard 'Ringo' Langly : Any time, any place.
John Fitzgerald Byers : [to Frohicke and Langly] Both of you relax!
Richard 'Ringo' Langly : [to Byers] Shut up, ya narc!
Melvin Frohike : [to Byers] It's your fault we're here!
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[last lines]
Fox Mulder : [to Byers, Frohike and Langly] What I need from you guys is to tell me what the hell happened last night.
John Fitzgerald Byers : You want the truth.
Fox Mulder : Well, yeah, I want the truth.
John Fitzgerald Byers : You might want to sit down. This is going to take a while.
[they all sit down]
John Fitzgerald Byers : The truth is, none of us is safe. Secret elements within the United States government seek to surveil us and control our lives.
Fox Mulder : *What*?
Richard 'Ringo' Langly : Tell him about the hotel room Bibles.
John Fitzgerald Byers : Mm-hmm, yeah, I'm coming to that. It all started with Susanne Modeski...
[fade to black]
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John Fitzgerald Byers : It's all true what Susanne said about you people, isn't it? About John F. Kennedy... Dallas...
Mr. X : I heard it was a lone gunman.
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John Fitzgerald Byers : Secret elements within the United States Government seek to surveil us and control our lives.
Fox Mulder : What?