The X-Files (TV Series)

Unusual Suspects (1997)

Richard Belzer: John Munch

Quotes 

• John Munch : Fill me in. From the top. Start with you name and birth date.

  John Fitzgerald Byers : John Fitzgerald Byers. 11-22-63.

  John Munch : Seriously.

  John Fitzgerald Byers : I was named after JFK. Before the assassination, my parents were going to call me "Bertram."

  John Munch : Lucky you.

• John Munch : [as he's releasing Byers, Frohike and Langly from jail]  Here's a tip: aluminum foil makes a lovely hat and it blocks out the government's mind-control rays. Keep you guys out of trouble.

• John Fitzgerald Byers : [wrapping up his improbable story]  That was the last we saw of him. Almost immediately the police got there. We panicked and hid. You know the rest.

  John Munch : Do I look like Geraldo to you? Don't lie to me like I'm Geraldo. I am not Geraldo!