- Diana Prince: [tied up next to bomb] I have an aversion to loud noises, Mr. Steele.
- Mason Steele: I dare say you won't have to listen to this one very long.
- The Reporter: [interviewing a mother who's son has disappeared during a UFO sighting] But what of the fact that, eh, your son Henry may be the world's first intergalactic space travler. Isn't that some solace to you, Mrs. Wilson?
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: [on phone in his office] But, with everything I've heard to day, the idea of somebody being kidnapped by a starship's beginning to sound tame.
- Diana Prince: [on other line, at a payphone] I know what you mean.
- Diana Prince: I see, you made a UFO out of a blimp and some colored lights.
- Mason Steele: Combined with the appropriate sound effects, it could even fool a martian or two.
- Diana Prince: You really are insane.
- Mason Steele: We all have our passions. Mine is to see that democracy outlives every other form of government. And the others, they play the lead in a magnificent, cosmic tragedy!
- Mason Steele: [referring to Wonder Woman] She must be executed. As an example to all those who idolized her.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: [on phone] You're exactly twenty-five minutes late.
- Diana Prince: Yes, I know. The worst of it is that I ran into some car trouble while I was trying to locate that pirate transmitter. I never got there. Wherever it is.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: Well, I guess you could have said you ran into some little green men from outer space.