- Morgana: Maestro, perhaps it's time for you to take what you have and just leave.
- Cagliostro: No, no, it is not enough. The world has much to pay for. The Cagliostro's have been exposed to a two hundred years of scorn and ridicule.
- Harold: I think that's a real bummer. The I.A.D.C. has no right making you butter up to 24 carat yuck like that Emir.
- Diana Prince: [nervous laughter] I think you've got me confused with somebody else.
- Harold: You have me confused all the time, not about who you are. You're Diana Prince, the spy from I.A.D.C.
- Diana Prince: Ah, that sound we just heard, that was you blasting my cover. Tonight, I'm supposed to be just another pretty face, thank you.
- The Emir: This is an outrage!
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: It's an emergency, I assure you.
- The Emir: Never before have I been so rudely torn away from my daily enterprises.
- Colonel Steve Trevor, Jr.: My men will drop you back at the racehorses...
- The Emir: [interrupting] By that time, five of my horses will have run!