Wings (TV Series)
Ready, Teddy, Go (1994)
Tony Shalhoub: Antonio Scarpacci
Quotes
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Antonio Scarpacci : Wait wait wait, I don't understand. You're mad because he gave you a gift you did not want?
Helen Chapel : No, he gave me a perfectly nice gift.
Antonio Scarpacci : Ah, I see. So you're mad because he did not give you a gift you DID want.
Helen Chapel : No, I'm mad 'cause he didn't give me the teddy.
Antonio Scarpacci : But I thought you did not want the teddy.
Helen Chapel : I didn't.
Antonio Scarpacci : So you didn't get it, so you should be happy. But you're not, you're furious.
Helen Chapel : Exactly.
Antonio Scarpacci : I've got to get off of this ride.
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Antonio Scarpacci : I've never really gotten excited from wearing women's lingerie.
Brian Michael Hackett : Wait a second, Antonio. I think you're getting caught in one of those language things. What you meant to say is that you never really got excited seeing WOMEN wearing lingerie.
Antonio Scarpacci : [Awkward pause] ... Oh yes, of course.