- Helen Chapel: Look, I just don't want this to be convenient. I am not a minimart. I want you to ask me out because you find me alluring, desirable, intriguing, provocative.
- [Helen smiles dreamily]
- Helen Chapel: I wanna know that late at night, when you lie in bed drifting in that netherworld between consciousness and sleep, I dance through your dreams.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: I think that was implied.
- Helen Chapel: No. That wasn't. I wanna hear you say it. A woman has to hear these things.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Well, you know, what you said.
- Helen Chapel: No. You have to say it, Joe. Just say it.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: All right. You're alluring and desirable,
- [Helen laughs lightly]
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: and... something else and when I'm asleep, you dance through the Netherlands.
- Helen Chapel: [Long pause. Helen looks at him disappointed] Close enough. What time you picking me up?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Brian, I can't tonight. I mean, normally I'd love to, but... I can't because I... I have uh... a... an appointment.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Oh, an appointment, huh? Like in business?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Yeah, that's right. Business appointment.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Mmm.
- [Joe rubs his face and chest with cologne]
- Brian Michael Hackett: Exactly where'd you meet this guy, Joe?
- Mr. Stubbs: By the way, does this job require that I fly at night?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Yeah. Is that a problem?
- Mr. Stubbs: Well, my doctor don't like me DRIVING after dark, but... he didn't say nothing 'bout flying.
- Helen Chapel: [Joe and Helen are making out] We're moving really fast, and we need to stop and figure out what this means before we... you know...
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: ...Let 'er rip?
- Helen Chapel: Well I don't think that's quite the way Byron would have put it.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Got a hot date, huh? Well take a tip from the master: Flush that cologne, man. It's toxic.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Really.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Mmm.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: You don't like it?
- Brian Michael Hackett: Terrible.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: That's a relief. It's only when you like something I start to worry.
- Lowell Mather: So what was wrong with the radio again, Joe?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: It keeps cutting in and out. When I'm in my office, I have got to be able to pick up the mic and know whoever's sitting in that cockpit can hear me.
- Lowell Mather: Well I'd say your best bet would be to stick your head out the office door and yell.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: No, I meant when the plane was in the air, Lowell.
- Lowell Mather: So did I.
- Brian Michael Hackett: I let Kenny take the late flight to Provincetown.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Are you sure he's ready?
- Brian Michael Hackett: Oh yeah, he's a great kid. Don't worry about it. And a very accomplished pilot, too. He only lost his poise one time today, and that's when the passengers played Keep Away with his hat.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Well I hope you stopped it.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Stopped it? I started it.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: All right. Okay, it's not an appointment exactly so much as a, uh...
- Brian Michael Hackett: The D word?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Yeah, a date. Okay?