- Antonio Scarpacci: Well, uh, I don't understand what all the fuss is about. In Italy, men aren't even expected to be monogamous.
- Roy Biggins: Of course not. They keep going from dame to dame trying to find one who shaves her pits.
- Antonio Scarpacci: I resent that comment, Roy. I don't deny it, I just resent it.
- Vi: Marjean, you look like you're posing! Try to look natural, like you always do when you're hugging a propeller.
- Roy Biggins: I hear you're naming foods after people in the terminal; so, what am I?
- Helen Chapel: You're the Jumbo Turkey Leg.