- Brian Michael Hackett: I would have to say... Mrs Green... in the library, with a rope! Your turn.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: [Pensively] The wildest sex I've ever had...? I would say... Helen!
- Brian Michael Hackett: Noooo!
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: HELEN!
- [Brian turns and sees Helen]
- Helen Chapel Hackett: Guess who just walked in!
- Brian Michael Hackett: ...Mrs Green...?