- Lowell Mather: [singing] I'll be Joan for Christmas...
- Roy Biggins: Why is it whenever he's around I hear dueling banjos?
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: George used to sing that song to me.
- Brian Michael Hackett: There's words to that song? I thought it was just banjos.
- Lowell Mather: Walking in my Winter underwear.
- Brian Michael Hackett: Lowell, I'm pretty sure it's Winter Wonderland...
- Lowell Mather: That's ridiculous, Brian - Wonderland is a dog track, and I'm pretty sure it's closed for the Winter. For me, its Winter umderwear.