Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 515 (2002)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : The points are just like steak sauce in India.

  [audience laughs] 

  Ryan Stiles : Someone's been workin' overtime.

• Drew Carey : [before "Superheroes"]  One of my favorite guys in the whole wide world, Colin Mochrie, is gonna start.

  [audience cheers] 

  Drew Carey : Never meet a nicer man. Uh, we need a superhero name for Colin.

  [audience members shout suggestions; two are heard over the rest: "Stinky Man! Stinky Man!" Colin notices and looks annoyed] 

  Drew Carey : We have two women up there yellin' Stinky Man as loud as they can. Really hopin' to get Stinky Man in there, so you are...

  Ryan Stiles : [interrupting]  I love that: "Couldn't be a nicer guy in the whole world." "STINKY MAN!"

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "The Munchkins: What are they doing now?"

  Wayne Brady : [singing]  Well...

  [talking] 

  Wayne Brady : your fries are ready. I'm a short order cook!

  Ryan Stiles : [on his knees, looking up]  Eh, looks like you need a new muffler.

  Wayne Brady : [miming speaking into a microphone]  In this corner, the Mayor of the Lollipop Guild. In this corner, Gary Coleman. Fight!

  Ryan Stiles : [on his knees, miming popping out from underneath a desk]  You forgot to give points, Mr. Carey.

• Drew Carey : [after "Party Quirks"]  A thousand points to you guys, that was great. Thousand points a piece.

  [audience cheers] 

  Drew Carey : [Drew leans to the side of his desk and coughs] 

  Wayne Brady : Drew, you...?

  Drew Carey : [sits up]  Fuck, man...

  Ryan Stiles : He's chokin' on a hundred dollar bill!

  Drew Carey : Oh my God.

  Chip Esten : Tombstone.

  Ryan Stiles : It was too rich for him.

  Drew Carey : I almost choked... I almost choked to death on an Altoid.

  Ryan Stiles : Really. Well, they ARE curiously strong.

  Drew Carey : [sarcastic]  "Ha ha, he almost died. Ha ha ha."

  [Chip laughs]