- Brad Sherwood: [in "Duet", singing to Florence Henderson]
- [singing]
- Brad Sherwood: Oh tell me, mama Brady, please give me a treat. / I'll be Sam the Butcher, and then you can try my meat! / Oh baby!
- Drew Carey: [after the "Duet" sung to Florence Henderson] I feel like going backstage and asking her advice.
- Brad Sherwood: I feel like going backstage and apologizing for the butcher joke.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "If You Know What I Mean", set in a bakery] Look what I can do with the donuts.
- [mimes putting them around his arms]
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Dubbing"] You got a lot of leaves built up in your pool here.
- Brad Sherwood: [dubbing for Florence Henderson] Yes, it's been a heavy fall. I hope you can clean my leaf trap, if you know what I mean.
- [Florence thrusts her hips at Ryan]
- Ryan Stiles: [after kissing Florence Henderson in "Dubbing"] Let me just say I fulfilled a fantasy I've had since childhood.
- Ryan Stiles: [after "Dubbing" where Ryan kissed Florence Henderson] That just leaves Mrs. Cunningham now. That was fantastic.
- Wayne Brady: [shudders] Eew.
- Ryan Stiles: "Eew" for YOU. That was my most exciting moment on "Whose Line". Ever.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Helping Hands"]
- [as Jan Brady]
- Ryan Stiles: Mom, nothing's working. The braces didn't work. Boys just don't find me cool.
- Florence Henderson: [as Carol Brady] Oh, honey, they will.
- Ryan Stiles: "They will." They only like Marcia. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
- Florence Henderson: Oh honey, I know you're not too attractive, but...
- [Ryan fake cries]
- Florence Henderson: there you go, you cry all the time. Stop it!
- [slaps Ryan]
- Ryan Stiles: Ow! Mom!
- Florence Henderson: You drive me crazy, you know that, you little twit?
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Changed Letter", where the letter "P" replaced the letter "L"]
- [to Colin, playing Brad's girlfriend]
- Ryan Stiles: You sputty popita!
- Brad Sherwood: [in "Changed Letter", where the letter "P" replaced the letter "L"]
- [regarding Colin, playing his girlfriend]
- Brad Sherwood: She was pooking at something on my pip.
- Ryan Stiles: [to Colin] I hope you're ON the pipp!
- Drew Carey: [after "Changed Letter", where the letter "P" replaced the letter "L"] A thousand points to app of you... especially Copin.