Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 406 (2002)
Colin Mochrie: Self
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Things found written in hillbilly fortune cookies."
Wayne Brady : [mimes cracking a fortune cookie open] ... Hell, I can't read.
Ryan Stiles : "You just ate what could've been your lover."
[audience both laughs and oohs; Ryan bows]
Brad Sherwood : "Hope you enjoyed the chop suuuuuuuuuu-ey!"
Colin Mochrie : "Howdy."
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Hit numbers from a musical about breasts."
Colin Mochrie : [singing] I got a dime for two nipples, and...
Wayne Brady : [singing, to the tune of "The Way We Were"] Mammaries...
Colin Mochrie : [singing] I like to stick my head in, go
[shakes head and blubbers]
Colin Mochrie : / I like to stick it...
[shakes head and blubbers]
Wayne Brady : [singing] Ohhhhhh, damn that some big titty!
Ryan Stiles : [singing] Come in Tokyo, come in Tokyo...
[mimes twisting knobs with his fingers]
Wayne Brady : The newest number in "Stomp":
[stomps, claps, and plays drums with his hands. Then mimes slapping and getting slapped. He leaves the stage and returns with another joke]
Wayne Brady : [singing] "You make me feel so young..."
[mimes breast feeding, then biting on the nipple]
Brad Sherwood : [singing] Strike up the old Victrola, I'm showin' my areola!
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Bartender"]
[sits down, after a pause]
Colin Mochrie : What do you have to do for SERVICE around here?
Brad Sherwood : You have to TALK to me, a little more politely. Why the long face?
Colin Mochrie : [singing] I got a ticket for going fast. / I knew my good luck would never last. / It seems I was born under an evil star. / I got caught for speeding, I didn't even have a car!
Brad Sherwood : [singing] Listen to me, when you get a ticket...
Colin Mochrie : Ticket. Ticket.
Brad Sherwood : [singing] Look the cop in the eye, and just say, "stick it." / I'm the kind of guy who never stops, / You saw me last week without a shirt on an episode of "COPS".
