Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 601 (2003)
Colin Mochrie: Self
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Quotes
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Ryan Stiles : [in "If You Know What I Mean", set at a diner] Would you like a couple more buns, if you know what I mean?
Brad Sherwood : Are they buttered, if you know what I mean?
Ryan Stiles : They're hot and cross, if you know what I mean.
Colin Mochrie : I like mine with icing!
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Whose Line", playing an American serviceman] Look, I brought you a locket. I want you to have it. Read the inscription on the inside.
Colin Mochrie : [playing his Vietnamese lover]
[reading the pre-written note]
Colin Mochrie : "There's a bun in my oven."
Ryan Stiles : What?
Colin Mochrie : I switched the message. I switched the message at the engraver's.
Ryan Stiles : My message was "See ya"!
Colin Mochrie : Yeah, well, there's a bun in my oven.
Ryan Stiles : A bun in your oven?
Colin Mochrie : And no icing, if you know what I mean.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of marriage]
[pretending to be on the phone]
Ryan Stiles : Okay. I will. Yes, I will. Yes, I will. Goodbye.
[mimes hanging up]
Colin Mochrie : Hey, Ryan, we're doing a show. Who are you...
Ryan Stiles : [interrupting] I'm talking to the wife, Colin.
Colin Mochrie : Oh.
Ryan Stiles : Sometimes, it's such a hassle, but I'm so happy I'm married.
Colin Mochrie : I guess that's why you've done it eight times.
Ryan Stiles : Well you're Canadian, so that's only five to you.
Colin Mochrie : That's true.
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of marriage]
[setting up the next song, done in the style of The Beach Boys]
Colin Mochrie : I tell ya: This song will stay with you for HOURS. It is called, "I'm the Groom".
Brad Sherwood : [with Wayne, singing] Ooooooohhhh...
Wayne Brady : [singing] I'm gonna get married, I'm gonna find myself a guy...
[he cracks up and doubles over in laughter; Laura Hall stops playing in response. Wayne runs over to her piano and plays some random notes]
Brad Sherwood : [in British accent] The band's had a little too much to drink!
Ryan Stiles : That's a very special song on this CD set, because that's the exact moment they broke up as a group.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of marriage] Hey, Colin.
Colin Mochrie : Yeah, Ryan?
Ryan Stiles : What sound does a goose make?
Colin Mochrie : HONK!
Ryan Stiles : And what sound does a fish hitting a windshield make?
Colin Mochrie : Pfft.
Ryan Stiles : [laughs] Well, you got the first part. Honky. Honky, tonk! The sound of a fish: "Tonk!" Honky-tonk!
Colin Mochrie : Nice segue! I was thinking more of "funk".
Ryan Stiles : Oh, I love honky-tonk.
Colin Mochrie : [stammering] Oh, I tell, I, oh.
Ryan Stiles : And so does he!