Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Anecdotes dogs would tell if they appeared on talk shows."
Greg Proops: So get this, Jay: We can't come apart. So the neighbor comes out with a hose. And we're goin' round and round and around... I mean, they had to call the fire department, you know what I'm saying? Oh, this bitch was in heat, let me tell you something.
Ryan Stiles: So, I'm chasing what I THINK is another dog's tail...
[leaves the stage; returns with another joke]
Ryan Stiles: [to Colin] Jerry, I'm here to tell my husband I'm in love with a cat.
Colin Mochrie: ...Meow.
[leaves the stage; returns with another joke]
Colin Mochrie: So, as I'm licking, I hiccup and my testicles become lodged in my throat! Well, I couldn't breathe! Man! Wow! I still have a bit lodged there right now.
Greg Proops: Yeah, I'm Drew Carey's dog, and y'know, right around eleven o'clock, he breaks out the peanut butter, and I know what's coming.