Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 504 (2002)
Drew Carey: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Greg Proops : [after Let's Make a Date", Greg is guessing who Ryan was, which was "Secretly setting up an erotic 24-hour webcam on stage and is surreptitiously trying to include the others in his broadcast"] What I think Ryan is is, uh, uh, a person who's obsessed with videotaping all the time. He's, he's, uh, uh, a surveillance camera kind of...
Drew Carey : What kind of places do you go to see twenty-four cameras in action?
Greg Proops : Do I go?
[audience laughs]
Greg Proops : There's a little place in Tijuana...
Drew Carey : No.
Greg Proops : ...It's, it's called "The Hot Pepper".
Drew Carey : A place with what, plus what one...
Greg Proops : Ask for Rico.
Drew Carey : A place...
Greg Proops : Oh, I see what you're saying.
[Drew mimes typing to help him out]
Greg Proops : Oh, oh, a piano bar?
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Drew Carey : [after "Let's Make a Date"] I'm gonna give a thousand dollars to- or a thousand POINTS, rather...
Ryan Stiles : [whiny] Ohhh, you said DOLLARS!
Drew Carey : Nope. I'm gonna give a thousand points to Wayne that time, because... I like big butts and I cannot lie!
[referencing Wayne's quirk: "Stage hypnotist who uses his butt to hypnotize people"]
Wayne Brady : Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Greg Proops : Brady's got back!
Drew Carey : Yeah.
Wayne Brady : I don't know what y'all talkin' about.
[waves his butt in the air to audience cheers]
Ryan Stiles : Hey Wayne, can I borrow that butt for the weekend?
Wayne Brady : Sorry, my brother, you gots to get your own.
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Ending a long term relationship in song."
Wayne Brady : [sighs]
[singing]
Wayne Brady : Baby baby, you gots to go, you gots to go. Why why why? Because you's a ho. Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
Greg Proops : [singing] Oh, I'm one lucky little mister. / I don't need you, I'm dating your sister.
Colin Mochrie : [singing] You are dead to me. Nothing but scum. / When I look in your eyes, I get inflammation of the bum. / You make me feel putrid,
[Ryan pulls him off-stage]
Colin Mochrie : I hate the way you...