Drew Carey: [before "Hollywood Director"] The scene is, Kathy is an impatient customer who pulls into Ryan's gas station, where he is pumping gas. Wayne is a THIEF, who has come to rob them.
Wayne Brady: Why I gotta be the thief?
[audience cheers; Wayne raises his right fist slightly]
Drew Carey: I think... y'know, maybe you should count your blessings. If this is NBC, you probably wouldn't even be ON this show.
[audience oohs/laughs]
Drew Carey: Am I lyin'? If I'm lyin', call, call the cop- okay, go ahead.
[chuckles]
Kathy Greenwood: [to Ryan] I don't know WHY this is taking you so long.
Ryan Stiles: Would you like me to fill 'er up?
Kathy Greenwood: I've said "yes" to that question FIFTEEN TIMES!
Ryan Stiles: How 'bout the CAR?