Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 308 (2001)
Drew Carey: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Party Quirks", Ryan's quirk is "Carol Channing whose head keeps getting stuck to things". Ryan's head is on the floor] Is this shag? It's just gorgeous.
Kathryn Greenwood : Listen, I, there's nothing worse than having a depressed Carol Channing at your party.
Drew Carey - Host : Not quite.
Ryan Stiles : Oh, it's, ooh, my Lord...
[pulls his head off the carpet and runs into the neon light on Drew's desk, breaking it]
Kathryn Greenwood : Are you okay?
Ryan Stiles : [staying in character] I'm fine.
Drew Carey - Host : [leaning over desk] Oh my GOD!
[buzzes]
Ryan Stiles : I'm fine, it's okay.
[Drew falls out of his chair]
Kathryn Greenwood : Carol! Carol!
Ryan Stiles : I'm afraid- you wouldn't happen to have a suture around the house?
[Drew examines his head]
Kathryn Greenwood : I actually do right here...
[mimes getting one]
Ryan Stiles : [to Drew] Stop picking the glass from my head.
Kathryn Greenwood : Carol? It IS Carol?
Ryan Stiles : It USED to be; I can't remember anymore.
Kathryn Greenwood : Uh...
Ryan Stiles : Tell me, am I bleeding?
Drew Carey - Host : No, no you're not bleeding.
Kathryn Greenwood : You're not bleeding.
Ryan Stiles : I can't get off this because my...?
Drew Carey - Host : Because his what keeps sticking to things?
Ryan Stiles : Don't make me run into anything ELSE.
Drew Carey - Host : Carol Channing, who's what keeps...?
Kathryn Greenwood : Who's drunk as a skunk?
Ryan Stiles : No!
Drew Carey - Host : His blank keeps sticking to blank.
Kathryn Greenwood : Your head is velcro?
Drew Carey - Host : [buzzes them out] Close enough.
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[during "Party Quirks", Ryan stayed in character after accidentally breaking the neon light on Drew's desk]
Drew Carey - Host : Hey, it's always funnier when it happens to somebody else.
[audience laughter]
Drew Carey - Host : Wow, man, you went all out on that one.
Ryan Stiles : There'd better be some extra points in this.
Drew Carey - Host : I'm sorry, we spent all the points replacing the glass.
Ryan Stiles : [to Colin] Was that lit?
Colin Mochrie : Oh, yeah, it was. It would have been better if your head burst into flames.
[laughter]
Colin Mochrie : That would've been neat.
Drew Carey - Host : [holding up his hand and switching the number of fingers] How many fingers am I holding up?
Ryan Stiles : [feigning blurry vision] Four?
Drew Carey - Host : Ehh, close enough.
Ryan Stiles : [flipping Drew the bird] How about me?
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Drew Carey - Host : Thanks for watching, and trust me, kids: Your homework can WAIT. Don't need to be doing homework when "Whose Line" is on. Skip it!