Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 333 (2001)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Narrate", set at a supermarket] 

  [to camera] 

  Ryan Stiles : Oh, I knew him. I knew him from years ago. He wasn't worth anything then, he's not worth anything now.

  [mimes putting a price sticker on Colin] 

  Colin Mochrie : [to camera]  He marked me down.

  [audience laughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : Nothing gets my dander up faster. NOTHING.

  [to Ryan] 

  Colin Mochrie : Excuse, you can't just do that. Hey, what's that bulge?

  [audience woos] 

  Ryan Stiles : [to camera]  I knew what the bulge was. But I wasn't gonna tell him. I didn't fancy him. He had a face that a scanner couldn't put a price on.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Hoedown", about skydiving] 

  [singing] 

  Colin Mochrie : I jumped out of the plane, my parachute had failed. / All the blood rushed from me, my complexion paled. / Everywhere, you could hear my scared call. / Luckily, all my urine broke my fall.