- Josie Lawrence: [after "Let's Make a Date", guessing Colin's quirk] Uh, he's been on the casting couch.
- Drew Carey: It's his first, what?
- Josie Lawrence: His first... date?
- Drew Carey: Photo shoot naked.
- Josie Lawrence: Oh, his first porno shoot.
- Drew Carey: That's close enough.
- Josie Lawrence: It's just that I've never put Colin and "porno shoot" in the same sentence.
- Drew Carey: It's tough to do, I know.
- [crowd "oohs"]
- Josie Lawrence: Oh, shucks. He knows I love 'im.