- Drew Carey: [after "Questions Only"] I wanna give 1,000 points to Josie for classin' up the place with her fake British accent.
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Messages delivered a little late." Messages delivered a little late.
- Ryan Stiles: "Custer: Stay where you are."
- Colin Mochrie: "Mr. Lincoln! The show got bad reviews!"
- Ryan Stiles: "Mr. Clinton: Stay away from the fat broad."
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Greatest Hits"] Hey, Colin.
- Colin Mochrie: Yeah, Ryan?
- Ryan Stiles: How many songs are on this 2-D C-D set... 2 C-C, 2-D C-D set?
- [fake laughs]
- Colin Mochrie: I mentioned it earlier. If you weren't listening, tough. Oh, have a coffee.
- Drew Carey: A thousand points to, uh, those of who've seen Ryan naked.
- [Wayne raises his hand]
- Drew Carey: It's, like, everybody in America. A lot of people forget that on "The Drew Carey Show", Ryan and I have been totally naked.
- Ryan Stiles: Of course, some of us needed a wide angle lens.
- Drew Carey: And SOME of us needed a zoom.
- Drew Carey: Welcome back to "Whose Line is it Anyway?", hope you're enjoying the show with your whole family, 'cause I think your daughter's hot. Yeah, I can see right through your TV.