- Colin Mochrie: [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the pro bowler] From the time I was born to the time I was died, and then I was reincarnated and come back as this, bowling has been a big part of my life. Sure, it's not really a sport, but it's got GREAT MUSIC attached to it!
- Ryan Stiles: You're drinking coffee again, are you?
- Colin Mochrie: Yes I am!
- Stephen Colbert: [in "Scene to Rap", about an avalanche]
- [rapping]
- Stephen Colbert: Step back! From my attack! I gotta be clear, I feel fear. If this avalanche comin', gonna be destroyed. I feel annoyed. Not overjoyed. Perhaps I'm just paranoid. We can't avoid. Peace!
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Hoedown", about television]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: As an actor, there's nothing on TV. / I think they should have a show about me. / I don't think that's odd, I don't think that's real scary, / and it'll happen
- [whispering]
- Ryan Stiles: when I murder Drew Carey.