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Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Episode #9.2 (1997)
Greg Proops: Self
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Quotes
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Clive Anderson : [before "Superheroes"] It's Mr. Muscle and Mr. Zimmerman, all rolled into one. And what is the problem he's solving?
[a man in the audience says, "Painful nipple erections."]
Greg Proops : That can't be right!
Clive Anderson : Painful nipple erections may be YOUR problem, but it's scarcely... it's scarcely a worldwide problem, is it? I'll see you afterwards. I can see you from here. But... I was wondering what was nudging me in the back from time to time. A-any other- more of a worldwide problem?
[a man shouts, "Perishing elastics!"]
Clive Anderson : Perishing elastics. Very good.
Greg Proops : What was it?
Clive Anderson : Perishing elastic. Elastic is a substance we have over here, it stretches, and it perishes, and things fall down, and things go wrong. So you are...
Greg Proops : When's it gonna stop, huh? The aggression?
Clive Anderson : When you give us our colonies back. Now, the...
[audience applauds]
Clive Anderson : it's, uh... um... so you're Mr. Muscle/Mr. Zimmerman...
Greg Proops : YOUR colonies.
Clive Anderson : And it's, it's perishing...
Greg Proops : CLIVE'S colonies. We call Zimmer frames "walkers", for our American friends.
Clive Anderson : Oh, do you. All right. They're crisps over here, so we'll...
[audience applauds]
Clive Anderson : And you're just, and you're just one letter away from what we call you.
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Greg Proops : [in "Hoedown", about giving birth]
[singing]
Greg Proops : I am nine months pregnant, I tell you that it hurts, / Every year I pop out, a couple of little squirts. / But when I go into the room, to have those little drugs...
[talking]
Greg Proops : oh, fuck my ass. You know, failing is one of the major parts of television. If we may, I'll pick it up.
Clive Anderson : Nah nah...
Greg Proops : [singing] Oh, I'm a little baby, I live inside my mummy. / In a couple month's time, I'll come out of her tummy. / When I'm grown, I will run around on rugs, / But so she doesn't cry, I hope she takes a lot of drugs.
[audience cheers]