Whoops Apocalypse (TV Series)
Road to Jerusalem (1982)
Barry Morse: President Johnny Cyclops
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Quotes
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President Johnny Cyclops : That new defense general of theirs looks like a real slippery son of a bitch.
The Deacon : I should hope so, sir, he's one of ours.
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President Johnny Cyclops : This is a disaster. How am I ever gonna get re-elected when I'm ten points behind Charles Manson in the popularity poles?
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President Johnny Cyclops : And if anything goes wrong?
The Deacon : I wouldn't be surprised, sir.
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President Johnny Cyclops : Did I authorise this?
The Deacon : It was God's will, sir!
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[Cyclops looks out of the window and sees a cross - complete with crucifixion victim]
President Johnny Cyclops : Deacon, don't you think the Easter decorations are a little severe?
The Deacon : A mere icon sir, essential if we're to snatch the Catholic vote from the Democrats. Besides it gives college students something to do during their Easter break.
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President Johnny Cyclops : Hello Deacon. Nice to see you're feeling more optimistic today.
The Deacon : If The Lord meant us to be optimistic; he wouldn't have given us life insurance.
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The Deacon : Did you finish reading the report, sir?
President Johnny Cyclops : Deacon, it's over two inches thick!
The Deacon : Well, why didn't you just skip to the conclusions at the end?
President Johnny Cyclops : I didn't want to spoil the ending!
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President Johnny Cyclops : Who are you going to find who is fool enough to host a murderer?
The Deacon : The Conservative government of Britain had no objection. They said they will look after the Shah for as long as they're in power.
President Johnny Cyclops : Well good. How long's that?
The Deacon : About a week.
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President Johnny Cyclops : Armageddon... Armageddon...
[we reveal Cyclops is looking at a world atlas]
President Johnny Cyclops : No, doesn't seem to be here. There's an Albuquerque. Must be a misprint. "President Cyclops will soon be on course for Albuquerque." Must be a conference there next month.
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President Johnny Cyclops : Deacon, remember my integrity.
The Deacon : I remember it well, sir.