- Robin Hood: [to the Sheriff] You can squash Bertram to a fare-thee-well, I'll never throw in my lot with vermin like you.
- Renaldo: Now, for our next number, from the hit show Sideways in Rio...
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: Seize them!
- Renaldo: Seize this!
- Prince John: So, Herbert?
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: Hubert.
- Prince John: Herbert!
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: Hubert!
- Prince John: Hubert!
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: Herbert!
- [Prince John holds op one finger to indicate he scored a point]