The West Wing (TV Series)
Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc (1999)
Rob Lowe: Sam Seaborn
Quotes
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Sam Seaborn : About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Toby Ziegler : [pause] Really?
Sam Seaborn : Yes.
Toby Ziegler : You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
Sam Seaborn : A call girl.
Toby Ziegler : Accidentally?
Sam Seaborn : Yes.
Toby Ziegler : I don't understand. Did you trip over something?
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Sam Seaborn : [trying to get a moment alone with Laurie] I hope you don't mind my barging in like this. It's just that I've known this girl my whole life.
Woman #2 : How do you know Brittany?
Sam Seaborn : Who's Brittany?
Laurie : I am.
Sam Seaborn : Okay!
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Sam Seaborn : Look, I really like her and she's not what you think.
Josh Lyman : The only thing I know about her is, she's a call girl. Is she a call girl?
Sam Seaborn : Yes.
Josh Lyman : Then so far she's exactly what I think.
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Toby Ziegler : Before you picked up a hooker?
Sam Seaborn : Call girl.
Toby Ziegler : Well that's a distinction that's going to be very important to the grand jury.
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Sam Seaborn : A vague quote from Hoynes will disappear by the end of the next news cycle. A fistfight between Leo and the Vice President's got juice.
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C.J. Cregg : USA Today asks you why you didn't spend more time campaigning in Texas and you say it's cause you don't look good in funny hats.
Sam Seaborn : It was "big hats".