- President Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet: [to Josh] You know what the difference is between you and me? I want to be the guy. You want to be the guy the guy counts on.
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: First of all, that's not a cow. It's not! It's a goat. Yeah, I may have agreed to something about a goat.
- Leo McGarry: Did the First Lady get you drunk and take you shopping?
- Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Leo... yes.
- Donna Moss: Can I tell you something? Josh has asked me to work Saturdays, work Sundays, and at least once a week he has me there after 1:00 AM. He's asked me to transpose portions of the federal budget into base-8, go to North Dakota, and dress as an East German cocktail waitress. In five years of working for him, he's never asked me to hide him from something. Can I have my boss's phone back?