The West Wing (TV Series)
Galileo (2000)
Bradley Whitford: Josh Lyman
Quotes
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Leo McGarry : The Citizen's Stamp Advisory Committee has a...
Josh Lyman : There's a Citizen's Stamp Advisory Committee?
Leo McGarry : Yes.
Josh Lyman : Made up of members of the "There But For the Grace of God Go I" club.
Leo McGarry : You wanna mock people or you wanna let me talk to Toby?
Josh Lyman : I wanna mock people.
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Leo McGarry : What are you smiling at?
Josh Lyman : Nothing, I just... Toby got the stamp assignment.
Toby Ziegler : Leo, I might need some help.
Leo McGarry : Take Josh.
Toby Ziegler : Thanks. Congratulations, you're choosing the next stamp.
Josh Lyman : Wow, that happened fast.
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C.J. Cregg : So that leaves us with the televised classroom, the green beans...
Josh Lyman : [under his breath] The stamp.
C.J. Cregg : ...the stamp, and - depending on who those people were that were standing near me - the possibility of a story about me being good in bed.
Toby Ziegler : Good in bed.
C.J. Cregg : Yes.
Toby Ziegler : Why?
C.J. Cregg : [emphatically] Because I am.
Toby Ziegler : Okay.
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[Of the Mars probe ship Galileo]
Toby Ziegler : They know it was on course traveling at a rate of 15,400 miles per hour, which it was supposed to. Somewhere during its descent it was also supposed to release two probes - each about the size of a basketball - firing them deep into the ground as part of the mission's search for evidence of water under surface.
Josh Lyman : We think if we hit the ground hard enough, we can make it to the center of the planet and find water?
Toby Ziegler : Yeah.
Josh Lyman : That's not a theory of physics pretty much disproved by Wile E. Coyote?
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Josh Lyman : I don't understand if it's noon in the east and nine Pacific, how it's 2:37 on Mars.
Toby Ziegler : Well, Mars is a different time zone.
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Donna Moss : About 50,000 proposals a year are submitted to the Citizens Stamp Advisory Committee, the acronym for which is...
Josh Lyman : Dork squad.
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Josh Lyman : Leo, ask me how long a Martian day is.
Leo McGarry : No, I don't think I will.
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Donna Moss : We have colonized Puerto Rico, and they will rise up against us.
Josh Lyman : I think we can take 'em.
Donna Moss : That's what we said about the British.
Josh Lyman : We took the British.
Donna Moss : You know what I'm saying!
Josh Lyman : Hardly ever.