The West Wing (TV Series)
Galileo (2000)
Richard Schiff: Toby Ziegler
Quotes
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Leo McGarry : What are you smiling at?
Josh Lyman : Nothing, I just... Toby got the stamp assignment.
Toby Ziegler : Leo, I might need some help.
Leo McGarry : Take Josh.
Toby Ziegler : Thanks. Congratulations, you're choosing the next stamp.
Josh Lyman : Wow, that happened fast.
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Toby Ziegler : Where you going?
C.J. Cregg : I have to go to the Kennedy Center and be with people who don't like me.
Toby Ziegler : You do that right here.
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C.J. Cregg : So that leaves us with the televised classroom, the green beans...
Josh Lyman : [under his breath] The stamp.
C.J. Cregg : ...the stamp, and - depending on who those people were that were standing near me - the possibility of a story about me being good in bed.
Toby Ziegler : Good in bed.
C.J. Cregg : Yes.
Toby Ziegler : Why?
C.J. Cregg : [emphatically] Because I am.
Toby Ziegler : Okay.
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[Of the Mars probe ship Galileo]
Toby Ziegler : They know it was on course traveling at a rate of 15,400 miles per hour, which it was supposed to. Somewhere during its descent it was also supposed to release two probes - each about the size of a basketball - firing them deep into the ground as part of the mission's search for evidence of water under surface.
Josh Lyman : We think if we hit the ground hard enough, we can make it to the center of the planet and find water?
Toby Ziegler : Yeah.
Josh Lyman : That's not a theory of physics pretty much disproved by Wile E. Coyote?
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Josh Lyman : I don't understand if it's noon in the east and nine Pacific, how it's 2:37 on Mars.
Toby Ziegler : Well, Mars is a different time zone.
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C.J. Cregg : This time of year, is the water in the Potomac very, very cold?
Toby Ziegler : Yeah, but if you rub chicken fat all over yourself, it'll insulate.