- Celia Hodes: Who's the hottie?
- Nancy Botwin: My carpenter, Conrad. Conrad, this is Celia.
- Celia Hodes: Hello, carpenter. Do you want to see something?
- [Celia begins to lower her shirt revealing her tattoo]
- Nancy Botwin: Celia, you have to stop flashing your boobs to the world -
- Conrad Shepard: Oh, speak when spoken to.