WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
Pilot: Part 2 (1978)
Loni Anderson: Jennifer Marlowe
Quotes
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Buzzy Milker : [leering at Jennifer] I'm not as old as I look.
Jennifer Marlowe : [amused] Really? Are you any richer than you look?
[causing poor old Buzzy to walk away shamefaced]
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Jennifer Marlowe : [entering] Good morning, Mr. Carlson. Here are your telephone messages.
Arthur Carlson : [taking, then promptly throwing the telephone messages into the wastepaper basket, as Jennifer raises her eyes] Oh, thank you, Jennifer. Listen, I've been thinking, if I were gonna put another door in here, where would you put it?
Jennifer Marlowe : Uh... probably over there... it would lead out into the hall, and that way, if anything important came up, you could leave through there, and hide in the back.
Arthur Carlson : [chuckles] You know, Jennifer, you're a very smart woman. I'll bet most men are amazed by your, uh... I mean, well, the first thing... the first thing they'd notice is, of course, is your... your presence, shall we say... uh?
Arthur Carlson : [as Andy peeks in, and wiping his brow in relief] Oh, Travis, thank goodness.
Andy Travis : May I see you, sir?
Arthur Carlson : [shepherding Jennifer out] By all means, come in, come in. Would you excuse us for just a minute?
Jennifer Marlowe : Oh, certainly.
Arthur Carlson : Listen, Jennifer, what I was trying to say...
Jennifer Marlowe : [smiling] I know. And thank you.
Arthur Carlson : [in a relieved tone as Jennifer leaves] Oh. Oh, thank you. Eh, what do you want, Travis? Couldn't you see I was having a meeting in here?
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[Mr. Carlson is about to head into his office while Jennifer is sitting at her desk meticulously dusting her plant]
Arthur Carlson : Tell Travis I want to see him in my office.
Jennifer Marlowe : [Jennifer continues to dust her plant] All righty.
Arthur Carlson : [turns back to look at Jennifer as she seemingly ignores his request] And I'd also like to see Herb in there too.
Jennifer Marlowe : [Jennifer continues to dust her plant] Okeedokie.
Arthur Carlson : [wanting Jennifer to get to his request] Just send 'em right on in... as soon as possible.
Jennifer Marlowe : [Jennifer continues to dust her plant] No problem.
[frustrated at Jennifer's lack of attentiveness to him, Mr. Carlson turns to go into his office, where Andy and Herb are already seated]
Arthur Carlson : [confused] Herb. Travis. What are you guys doing in here?
Andy Travis : Jennifer said you wanted to see us.
Arthur Carlson : [still confused] When?
Andy Travis : Yesterday.
Arthur Carlson : Oh, oh...
Herb Tarlek : You don't remember calling this meeting?