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Bailey Quarters: [as Bailey and Les stare out the window in deep contemplation] Funny, looking at all these people. Have you ever wondered what makes someone what they are?
Les Nessman: Have you ever wondered why Russian women look like men?
Bailey Quarters: I hadn't noticed.
Les Nessman: I think they kidnap men from all over the world, take them to Moscow and turn them into Russian women.
Bailey Quarters: [giggling under her breath] Do you?
Les Nessman: I think that's what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. By now, he's probably a grandmother in the Ukraine.
[Andy sneaks up behind Bailey and Les, who are startled when he speaks]
Andy Travis: Whadda you lookin' at?
Bailey Quarters: Ah, there's a man in the building over there on the sixteenth floor who's exercising in the nude again.
Andy Travis: [coughing] Seen Venus?
Bailey Quarters: Nude?
Andy Travis: No, just around.
Les Nessman: I think he's in the bullpen arguing with Herb.
Bailey Quarters: Or else he's in Russia being turned into a ballerina.
Andy Travis: I'll check the bullpen first.