WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
Commercial Break (1979)
Gary Sandy: Andy Travis
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Quotes
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Andy Travis : OK, let me ask you this. Can't we do a cheap-o commercial? I mean, hire professional musicans, but, uh, maybe sing the jingle ourselves?
Venus Flytrap : Can anyone around here sing?
Herb Tarlek : Any jerk can sing. Now listen, these are the copy points that you gotta work into the jingle, okay? Now. A: All weather floral arrangements.
Venus Flytrap : What does that mean?
Dr. Johnny Fever : Uh, that's plastic flowers.
Herb Tarlek : B: Maintenance-free artificial turf.
Dr. Johnny Fever : Plastic grass.
Herb Tarlek : C: They accept all major credit cards.
Dr. Johnny Fever : That'd be your plastic money.
Herb Tarlek : Plus, six convenient locations, open weekends, all night hot line, group discount rates *and* free parking.
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Randall Ferryman : I have just opened a chain of six funeral homes in Cincinnati. I want to advertise.
Andy Travis : Uh, yeah, on a rock 'n' roll station.
Randall Ferryman : Yes. That's how I did it in California. You see, I'm a volume dealer. I've got to move them in, and move them out. Unfortunately, people aren't dying fast enough these days. It's a problem.
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Andy Travis : Sir, we can't afford lawyers. So why don't you have your lawyer contact Herb?